The world 🌎 is ending today

[TRAT]

People are so weird???? Drive 28 hrs to see a solar eclipse smh .. And some say this the end of time?? Go get a life!!

 

[Mrgoodwrench35]

I heard your supposed to stare directly at it and youll see aliens!!

 

[DavidB1126]

Pro tip:
Don't stare directly into it. Use protection
Id say use a welding mask. You look ultra cooler.

 

[Chubaka]

The way I see it...... if they want to drive there I got 28 hours of less populated roads.

 

[Lostinthewoods86]

 

[Chubaka]

Wear a tin foil hat so the aliens can't steal your ideas when you look at them.

I heard your supposed to stare directly at it and youll see aliens!!

 

[TRAT]

I’m just going to put on a green suit and wrap my face in shrink wrap and googly eye start going through peoples trash cans and blame the eclipse for my mental issues and health problems..

 

[DavidB1126]

Wear a tin foil hat so the aliens can't steal your ideas when you look at them.

 

[Xraycer]

Pro tip:
Don't stare directly into it. Use protection
Id say use a welding mask. You look ultra cooler.

Just to be extra safe, I'll also be wearing a condom.

 

[DavidB1126]

in this scenario, maybe, maybe not

 

[J’sCrawler]

I used to have this amazing picture of the last one we saw in Idaho about 7 years ago. It was on an older Samsung phone that I don’t use anymore. It’s too bad I never saved it to a drive or something.

 

[Lostinthewoods86]

 

[Xraycer]

..

 

[WickedFog]

Got my eclipse glasses.

 

[Iowa crawler]

I think we should follow the rituals of the ancient Aztecs.
We need to toss all the politicians in a volcano to appease the sun so it will show again.
Just a thought.

 

[WickedFog]

I think we should follow the rituals of the ancient Aztecs.
We need to toss all the politicians in a volcano to appease the sun so it will show again.
Just a thought.

No active volcanos here. But I am sure we can find a steel refinery with some huge vats of molten steel. We'll just have to send that batch to China because it would be full of useless crap after that.

 

[Iowa crawler]

It’s always something.
Any virgins you know of ?

 

[TRAT]

It’s always something.
Any virgins you know of ?

I have one I let you can barrow. Been in storage. No arms, no legs, and has real bad odor!!

 

[Tunedfrog]

Just to be extra safe, I'll also be wearing a condom.

Being extra safe with the blow up dolls, you sir are a amazing human being.
To be perfectly honest, you wouldn't have to buy condoms if you would just quit loaning out the dolls.

 

[Iowa crawler]

It’s not for me it’s for the volcano.