Exercise...
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.