George Carlins Bad American

[Timmahh]

This might cheer you up........
�YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.


I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry�ass if you're running from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back

 

[NCNitro]

Ok then, guess I am a bad american too .

 

[rocknbil]

First time I heard this is it was attributed to Ted Nugent. It's changed a bit though, interesting edits!

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[Rolex]

I caught that a few years ago, and I believe it was credited to Robin Williams. Great thoughts, very little humor, but I'd sure like to know who should get the credit for that.
All I can say is I'm PROUD to be a bad American.

 

[ImBroken]

I'm making this a bumper sticker....

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

 

[NCNitro]

I'm making this a bumper sticker....

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

Good thing you got that big ass bumper on that Tahoe.

 

[ImBroken]

Yeah...lol Maybe I should just paint it down the side of my truck...

 

[Rolex]

You have a tractor-trailer long enough?
If you put it on your back bumper, you'd also need a banner saying, "Wide Load".

 

[hamz9561]

Bad American! Bad American!

 

[TalonOne]

Count me is with those who WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!..


I believe George and Robin and Ted, and all of those this has been attributed are just speaking the collective voice of those of us who will perhaps someday start the revolution that gets this country back to taking care of its own FIRST...

I am a bad American.