Truly a miracle!

[godale03]

Thanks Fastflee! They grow up fast for sure.

Hey digger... I know she will be dating before I know it.... I'll be ready for the horney buggers too!! LOL


Here is a pic of my sweet girl.

Tom

 

[Lessen]

Awwww.. she's beautiful.

Who's the father?

hehehe j/k buddy

 

[SMaxxin]

She's beautiful Tom!

 

[Rolex]

Oh Wow, is she something. That's got to be almost as cool as getting a puppy.
Do you know who the mother is?

 

[savagefan04]

simply adorable!!
congrats again bro. you have a one pretty little girl.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

Congratulations man!! She's absolutely beautiful, and she really is, I'm not saying that like how people say "aww he's so cute" when they know they looking at one ugly kid. Nope, yours REALLY is a beautiful lil creation of our Good Lord. Good luck with everything, we're here when you need us man.

 

[godale03]

Thanks guys. She really is a little miracle!!

We are still waiting on the results of the parternity test... but for now I am claiming her!

 

[BOUTCH]

WOW!!! She is so beautiful man, wait till she starts to run around...Congrats again!!!

 

[godale03]

Damn Savage... did you have to remind me of that!! LOL

Trust me... I will never be ready for her to start dating..... but I will be ready to handle whoever is so bold as to knock on my door! He he! If only I could act like Will Smith and Martin Lawrence did in Bad Boyz 2!!

 

[digger]

Damn Bro! She is beautiful. You are one lucky guy. Almost brings tears to my eyes.


I'm guessing she took more after her mother?

J/K
Good luck Bro. Said it before. You were already a great Dad.
You'll be OK.

 

[NCNitro]

Cute pants you got on there Tom, I think you may need to cut your nails too!

BTW, she's beautiful, congrats again my friend!

 

[godale03]

Thanks NC... I really appreciate it. It is a lot of work... but it is worth it. I tell ya, when she falls asleep on your chest it is undescribable how cool that is. I didn't think I could ever feel this way about anyone or anything. It is truly amazing.

Thanks Digger... I know I will make my mistakes.. but I have great guys like you to be there to point me back in the right direction. Thank you my friend.

I just got to thinking... you guys have seen me through a whole lot these last couple of years..... Getting engaged, selling a house, breaking my leg, getting married, and now having a baby. My how time flies! I am pretty sure I worried about all of it too! LOL Thanks again guys for being there to listen and bounce ideas off of. I don't know how I could have done this without you guys.

Tom

 

[jetmechG550]

Are those your step son's jammie pants???? She's a cutie Tom! My daughter is 6 1/2, I will soon lock her in a closet until she turns 38 at which time she can go on her first date~!

 

[godale03]

Are those your step son's jammie pants???? She's a cutie Tom! My daughter is 6 1/2, I will soon lock her in a closet until she turns 38 at which time she can go on her first date~!

Actually my wifes jammies... my stepson would not get caught in those! LOL Mine have deer heads on them!

Dude I am right there with ya on the locking her up and throwing away the key. When I told my buddy I had a girl... he told me the same thing his father told him when his daughter was born.... "With a guy you only have to worry about one... with a girl you have to worry about all of them!" Nice thought to go to bed thinking about.... If she stays as cute as she is now when she grows up... I'm in trouble deep!

 

[vbgagnon]

Congrats! They sure are great!!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Wow Tom, she's gorgeous! Congratulations to you and your wife! I'm not going to....hell, yes I am....


TOLD YOU SO!


Already have experienced her falling asleep on your chest. Sorry, nothing beats that in my book! Feeling that little baby breath just makes you melt and if any supposed "hard-ass" says differently just punch them in the throat!

Here's something a buddy of mine sent that I think I will use when my daughter gets to dating age. I think it captures all the pertinent information required from a potential suitor:

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________
CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No

C. A waterbed? __Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No

E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
______________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
______________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
______________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________

REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend ___________________________________________________

How often you attend ________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers
are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be:
______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
______________________________________________________________

C: A woman's place is in the:
______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
______________________________________________________________

E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________
______________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________

F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.

_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)

To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.

Daddy's Rules for Dating
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) :

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them..

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Congrats again, my friend! I still owe you a return call, don't I? I feel much shame!

 

[Rolex]

That's excellent, MW.

 

[TWOCANE]

Thats awsome!! I just had a my wife had a girl feb 21 08. She has me wrapped around those little fingers.Thanks for the App.on dating monkey wrench I had to print that.

 

[fastflee]

Wow man what happened the milk man???? she is a cutie..just kidden about the milk man,thats one pretty little girl...take care man you guys need anything?????at this age the boys clothes would not matter..hit me up I got all kinds of stuff that a girl could wear..lite blue but still cute on a girl...congrates man....in about 13 years you will be fighting all the little boys off get ready!!!!!!!!!!!!:yes::yes::yes:

 

[hamz9561]

Congrats, man. She must take after her Mom. j/k Get your sleep while you can and keep a shotgun behind the door for would be boyfriends.=devil