Fatties

[alpinehyperlite]

Should not wear corduroy pants. You can hear them walking from 100 ft away with traffic flying around you.

 

[wacmartin]

People still wear corduroy? I thought that went out of style when I was 7!

 

[nikko508]

People still wear corduroy? I thought that went out of style when I was 7!

That sounds about right, its only been 3 years, times flys doesn't it.

 

[hotrodrob]

Should not wear 2 piece bathing suites

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[Rolex]

Right after 6th grade I was told not to wear corduroy since it was now out of style.
I took off those pants and never looked back.

 

[nikko508]

So thats how it happened...

 

[2revo1maxx]

.....Cut their tightie whities off in the bathroom stall at my job and flush them down, only to have them retrieved from the sewer line the next day! We all know it was him.

They weren't exactly white either.

 

[wacmartin]

It's been 23 years thank you!
Man why you got to pick on me!

 

[nikko508]

It's been 23 years thank you!
Man why you got to pick on me!

All in good fun my man...

 

[hamz9561]

They wear them so it's easier to track them by sound at night, Alpine.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

All I could hear was
::zump, zump, zump, zump::
::gasping for breath::
::zump, zump, zump, zump::

 

[ram69]

they shouldn't wear spandex either.

 

[Rolex]

LMAO! Never wear corduroy if you plan to run and hide. Might as well be sending up flares.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

they shouldn't wear spandex either.

That would be more like
::eek, eek, eek, eek::
::gasp, gasp::
::eek, eek, eek, eek::

LMAO! Never wear corduroy if you plan to run and hide. Might as well be sending up flares.

Flares? Get them thighs rubbing enough and it'll cause smoke and flames!!!

 

[wacmartin]

All in good fun my man...

Oh I know, I was just trying to act like a 10 year old.

 

[hamz9561]

Spandex: It's a privilege not a right....

 

[Rolex]

Spandex: It's a privilege not a right....

Spandex: It's not a privilege or a right, it's a major mistake. I don't care WHO you are.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Spandex: It's not a privilege or a right, it's a major mistake. I don't care WHO you are.

I disagree

 

[Rolex]

Oooooh, my bad. I was talking about fatties and men.

Those 2 are REQUIRED to wear spandex.

 

[Greywolf74]

All I could hear was
::zump, zump, zump, zump::
::gasping for breath::
::zump, zump, zump, zump::

Alpine, if you keep following me around you're gonna force me to get a restraining order!