This rant is brought to you by...

[Candyman]

...Amazing Grace on TNT.

Is anyone else watching the NASCAR race tonight? I swear to God I am going to snap and break everything that ever reminds me of that infernal show. EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK is for either that show, The Closer, or The Bill Engvall Show!!!!! And here's a hint, TNT. Gretchen Wilson sucks. Quit playing her freaking commercial!

And do I need to see a freaking Viagra commercial every 4 minutes? Has it been scientifically proven that NASCAR fans have a disproportionate incidence of ED? I mean what the hell? Every freaking race and every freaking NFL game. Can these fans just not get it up? And do I have to freaking hear about it every few minutes. Here's a deal for you. Can we just keep commercials to things that are above the waist? I don't want to know that you can't get it up. I don't want to know you're having a "not so fresh" day. I don't want to hear about your burning rectal itch. And dammit I'm sick of actors who play fake freaking doctors to tell me how to fix my high cholesterol. If I'm worried about my cholesterol, my real doctor will help me. Not some hack actor who couldn't get any other job.

I say that commercials during NASCAR, NFL, MLB or other high-profile sports should be restricted to beer, pizza and any commercial that involves any number of large breasted hot women selling....well....just about anything.

Do we have a deal?

 

[insaneatvs]

...Amazing Grace on TNT.

Is anyone else watching the NASCAR race tonight? I swear to God I am going to snap and break everything that ever reminds me of that infernal show. EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK is for either that show, The Closer, or The Bill Engvall Show!!!!! And here's a hint, TNT. Gretchen Wilson sucks. Quit playing her freaking commercial!

And do I need to see a freaking Viagra commercial every 4 minutes? Has it been scientifically proven that NASCAR fans have a disproportionate incidence of ED? I mean what the hell? Every freaking race and every freaking NFL game. Can these fans just not get it up? And do I have to freaking hear about it every few minutes. Here's a deal for you. Can we just keep commercials to things that are above the waist? I don't want to know that you can't get it up. I don't want to know you're having a "not so fresh" day. I don't want to hear about your burning rectal itch. And dammit I'm sick of actors who play fake freaking doctors to tell me how to fix my high cholesterol. If I'm worried about my cholesterol, my real doctor will help me. Not some hack actor who couldn't get any other job.

I say that commercials during NASCAR, NFL, MLB or other high-profile sports should be restricted to beer, pizza and any commercial that involves any number of large breasted hot women selling....well....just about anything.

Do we have a deal?

I'm watching the race as we type...and yes it sucks, go to the movies and you get the same sh!t.... Amazing Grace

 

[griemar]

LMFAO! That has got to be the BEST and funniest rant I've seen in a while. I didnt have the joy/misery to watch tonight's race due to me being in Ohio (family time). You have to admit though, Bob from Enzite is funny!

 

[Candyman]

Right now I'd welcome Bob from Enzyte. Whoever created the Viva Viagra promotion should be covered with beef gravy and dropped in a hyena den...

I am soooooo happy this is the last TNT race. This coverage is just painful.

 

[MrClean]

Geez Candyman you're going to give yourself a heart condition if you get all worked up about crap like this.....LOL. I didn't get to see the race, but I do feel your pain of what I consider to be 'dumbass', needless commercials. I swear I'm going to get satellite and a DVR just so I can skip the stupidity, I don't care if I have to watch a game/race until after it's over.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

I was just about to say someone needs to donate a DVR to candyman, his blood pressure and stress levels will be down considerably. I agree though, I'm sick of the commercials as well. Just like the hot chick that says "Hi, I'm Jennifer, and I have genital herpes." Was that really necessary? Maybe it wouldn't cause such a freaking problem in your life if you didn't go on national tv announcing your twat rot to the world, and kept those things to yourself, along we the old hicks singing about erectile dysfunction and the dudes on the boat that can't quit leaking the dew out of their lillies.

 

[griemar]

It's all about that mighty dollar. But I do agree, the comercials of today are horrible. Bring back the "where's the beef" comercials!

 

[Lessen]

I just watched a crazy middle aged woman kick the dog crap out of a beer cooler...

and then I traveled to the computer room. Here I be. One run of VRC racing later and I know damn well I can't touch 6.2 seconds. WTF Jeff! Ack!

 

[Rolex]

There's a car sponsored by Viagra. Why isn't peepee Trickle driving it?

 

[insaneatvs]

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I am soooooo happy this is the last tnt race. This coverage is just painful.

AMEN BROTHER TNT SUCKS for race coverage

 

[griemar]

There's a car sponsored by Viagra. Why isn't peepee Trickle driving it?

Bacause he's too busy in the mens room trying to fix his leak.

 

[Karl M]

How about large breasted women selling viagra? lol I'm sick of it too, luckily I haven't had to explain viagra to my son. Its scarry what kids pick up on.

 

[Rolex]

Tell Jennifer to stay away from me.

I'm not a doctor, but I've seen one played on TV.
I recommend taking Viagra together with Flomax.
Then you can come and go as you please.

 

[msly]

well in my opinion nascar is useless.... so we can all not watch. It is a redneck sport and really needs to go away... no i am not thread crapping so the powers that be please don't ban me once again... thank you and now my rant is over LOL

 

[CharliesTheMan]

uh oh, the stock car gods are fixing to start throwing lightening bolts at someone I know...

 

[Coach Z]

I'll second most of this one, TV ads have gotten fully out of hand and if I was home for more then the few days a month i'm around now I'd have a big ole' dvr and not watch any of them!

 

[msly]

I agree. I can not watch TV if it is not time delayed via a DVR. They are probably one of the greatest inventions known to man. I would keep my DVR over a cure for the common cold any day.

I'll second most of this one, TV ads have gotten fully out of hand and if I was home for more then the few days a month i'm around now I'd have a big ole' dvr and not watch any of them!

 

[hpinitromt]

viagra has saved my marriage!! lol j/k, at least the enzyte commercials are funny

 

[HeartBreak]

You want to know annoying.... Try watching Fox News sometime. They play a few commercials over and over again....

"The Ladders" - A site about "100k+ jobs for 100k+ people". More like elitist snobs in my eye.

"Free Credit Report.com" - The site's name in and of itself is a lie. They require you PAY for a service in order to get the "free" report. Bull hockey in my opinion. This is only made worse by some idiot that looks like Alfred E Newman singing some annoying jingle.

Then we come to the Scifi channel... One of the worst commercials there is "Crazy Fox". That one is played over and over. I'm not sure, but I think that ones' a pyramid scam.. Or some variant there-of.

Times like this, I'm glad I have a DishDVR. That fast forward button kicks ass.

 

[mustang_girl]

Oh yeah DVR is the way to go ... I record all my shows and watch them later

I say that commercials during NASCAR, NFL, MLB or other high-profile sports should be restricted to beer, pizza and any commercial that involves any number of large breasted hot women selling....well....just about anything.

Okies now Candyman I agree with this but gotta throw a few half naked men in there and I'm good to go:

Thank Gawd no more TNT races