Candyman
'Cuse is in the house!
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...Amazing Grace on TNT.
Is anyone else watching the NASCAR race tonight? I swear to God I am going to snap and break everything that ever reminds me of that infernal show. EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK is for either that show, The Closer, or The Bill Engvall Show!!!!! And here's a hint, TNT. Gretchen Wilson sucks. Quit playing her freaking commercial!
And do I need to see a freaking Viagra commercial every 4 minutes? Has it been scientifically proven that NASCAR fans have a disproportionate incidence of ED? I mean what the hell? Every freaking race and every freaking NFL game. Can these fans just not get it up? And do I have to freaking hear about it every few minutes. Here's a deal for you. Can we just keep commercials to things that are above the waist? I don't want to know that you can't get it up. I don't want to know you're having a "not so fresh" day. I don't want to hear about your burning rectal itch. And dammit I'm sick of actors who play fake freaking doctors to tell me how to fix my high cholesterol. If I'm worried about my cholesterol, my real doctor will help me. Not some hack actor who couldn't get any other job.
I say that commercials during NASCAR, NFL, MLB or other high-profile sports should be restricted to beer, pizza and any commercial that involves any number of large breasted hot women selling....well....just about anything.
Do we have a deal?
Is anyone else watching the NASCAR race tonight? I swear to God I am going to snap and break everything that ever reminds me of that infernal show. EVERY FREAKING COMMERCIAL BREAK is for either that show, The Closer, or The Bill Engvall Show!!!!! And here's a hint, TNT. Gretchen Wilson sucks. Quit playing her freaking commercial!
And do I need to see a freaking Viagra commercial every 4 minutes? Has it been scientifically proven that NASCAR fans have a disproportionate incidence of ED? I mean what the hell? Every freaking race and every freaking NFL game. Can these fans just not get it up? And do I have to freaking hear about it every few minutes. Here's a deal for you. Can we just keep commercials to things that are above the waist? I don't want to know that you can't get it up. I don't want to know you're having a "not so fresh" day. I don't want to hear about your burning rectal itch. And dammit I'm sick of actors who play fake freaking doctors to tell me how to fix my high cholesterol. If I'm worried about my cholesterol, my real doctor will help me. Not some hack actor who couldn't get any other job.
I say that commercials during NASCAR, NFL, MLB or other high-profile sports should be restricted to beer, pizza and any commercial that involves any number of large breasted hot women selling....well....just about anything.
Do we have a deal?