A 90 year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
felt better. I have a 19 year old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he
was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he
got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside
the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang,
bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot
that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
felt better. I have a 19 year old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he
was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he
got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside
the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang,
bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90 year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot
that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."