My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that
was too exhausting. So, I choked!
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a
little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I
sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I
found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I
didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just
didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered
that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool
maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they
said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I
finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was
no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to
quit because it was always the same old grind.
but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it ...mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that
was too exhausting. So, I choked!
Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a
little spice too my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I
sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I
found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I
didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just
didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered
that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool
maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they
said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work I
finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was
no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to
quit because it was always the same old grind.
