Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to the devil.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to the devil.
The third blonde said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The
Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in
a tomb behind a very large boulder."
"Very good!" exclaimed St. Peter.
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
Winter."
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to the devil.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to the devil.
The third blonde said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The
Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in
a tomb behind a very large boulder."
"Very good!" exclaimed St. Peter.
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder
and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
Winter."
