What's yer Pirate Name???

[El Pirata]

Mad William Kidd

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

Or this one: Jack The Ale Guzzler

http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm

Or this one: You are ... VERY pirate!!

Violent storms? No problem. Scurvy? No big deal. Mutiny? Bring it on! The high seas don't faze you! So get your talking parrot, put on your eye-patch, and swab the deck!

http://www.rebelsnail.net/pirate/test.html

 

[TINY_MAXX]

Red Sam Flint

 

[specter]

dirty harry roberts

 

[ImBroken]

Iron Tom Vane

 

[El Pirata]

Here's a link for your English to Pirate translator:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

aft, ye scurvy dogs!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

Black jack flint

and

mad Tom storm

 

[Mike02vr6]

Mad William Flint


NOW WALK THY PLANK!

 

[El Pirata]

Arrrgh

 

[KoRnKiD]

Bloody sam rackham arrrrrr!

 

[Smurfola212]

Dread Pirate Kidd Arg me Mateys! Swab the decks cuz I'm da kidd.

 

[El Pirata]

That's the name it gave you?

 

[FlyinRazorback]

Bloody William Rackham

ARRGGHH!!!

 

[robriguez]

Captain Roger Roberts
Avast yee bilge rats!! Harrr... kneel before your captain else be keel hualed the lot of ya. Harrrr!!

 

[mcvickj]

Dirty John Kidd

 

[Candyman]

Dirty Jack Cash....

Arrrrgh....