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T H E "F" - W O R D S T Y L E G U I D E
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuc_k". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language,"fuc_k falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John fuc_ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
fuc_ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuc_k), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuc_k), an adverb (Mary is fuc_king interested in
John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuc_k). It can also be used as an
adjective(Mary is fuc_king beautiful) or an interjection (Fuc_k! I'm late
for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuc_k she's also
stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "fuc_k".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuc_k are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fuc_ked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuc_k it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fuc_ked now."
5. Aggression "FUC_K YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuc_k me."
7. Confusion "What the fuc_k.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fuc_king business!"
9. Despair "Fuc_ked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fuc_king couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuc_k is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuc_k are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUC_KINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fuc_king ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fuc_king do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuc_k all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuc_k, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuc_k are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuc_k are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuc_k out of here."
21. Directions "Fuc_k off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuc_k did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fuc_king butthead."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fuc_king thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fuc_king job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfuc_ker."
It can be political- "Fuc_k Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuc_k was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fuc_king Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuc_k is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fuc_king gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna fuc_king find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fuc_king roll."
Anne Boleyn
"It's someone's 100th fuc_king birthday today!"
Willard Scott
"Any fuc_king idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fuc_king look like her!"
Picasso
"How the fuc_k did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the fuc_king ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"Fuc_k a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fuc_king there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fuc_king rain?"
Joan of Arc
"She wants how much fuc_king money?!?!?"
Donald Trump
T H E "F" - W O R D S T Y L E G U I D E
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuc_k". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language,"fuc_k falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John fuc_ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
fuc_ked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuc_k), a passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuc_k), an adverb (Mary is fuc_king interested in
John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuc_k). It can also be used as an
adjective(Mary is fuc_king beautiful) or an interjection (Fuc_k! I'm late
for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuc_k she's also
stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
versatility of the word "fuc_k".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuc_k are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fuc_ked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuc_k it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fuc_ked now."
5. Aggression "FUC_K YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuc_k me."
7. Confusion "What the fuc_k.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fuc_king business!"
9. Despair "Fuc_ked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fuc_king couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuc_k is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuc_k are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUC_KINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fuc_king ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fuc_king do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuc_k all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuc_k, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuc_k are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuc_k are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuc_k out of here."
21. Directions "Fuc_k off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuc_k did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fuc_king butthead."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fuc_king thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fuc_king job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfuc_ker."
It can be political- "Fuc_k Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuc_k was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fuc_king Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuc_k is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fuc_king gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna fuc_king find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fuc_king roll."
Anne Boleyn
"It's someone's 100th fuc_king birthday today!"
Willard Scott
"Any fuc_king idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fuc_king look like her!"
Picasso
"How the fuc_k did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the fuc_king ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"Fuc_k a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fuc_king there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fuc_king rain?"
Joan of Arc
"She wants how much fuc_king money?!?!?"
Donald Trump
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