Car names explained

[nitromaniac]

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bought My Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Fix It All the Time

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[El Pirata]

Great list.

 

[FastEddy]

The old stand bys
Ford = Found on road dead.
Ford = Fix or repair daily
I had an old red Ford, It was a Fu***d up red disaster.

 

[Nitroaddict]

Chrysler

Carmaker Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair.

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

FORD = fiddlesticked Over Rebuilt Dodge. I own a Focus, damn did I just admit that?

 

[CntCtchMe]

Ford= fiddlesticked on race day, Mopar= Mostly old parts and rust, which is not true ill take my 84 dodge omni or my 85 daytona turbo, over the 93 acura integra i got now, damn i miss those cars

 

[jon2]

what about acura and nissan?

 

[olds97_lss]

Nothing for mercury? What a jip!

 

[Diver6127]

Mercury has one of those asterisks next to it ... it says "refer to ford"

 

[Nitroaddict]

FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony

LOTUS - Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

CHEVY - Cheap Hazardous Economy Vehicle of Yesteryear

 

[robmob]

My inlaws once bought a brand new 87 or 88 Ford Taurus.

The tranny went out before it had 100 miles on it. They got it fixed which bought them another 500 miles before it went out again.

I laughed my ass off since I told them to buy a Honda.

 

[windy city maniac]

please dont think I'm racist for this one
PONTIAC
POOR OLD ****** THINKS ITS A CADDIALAC

 

[flash]

you're from texas and we shouldnt think that of you? c'mon its in yer blood! j/k

 

[ZANDOR]

FORD = fiddlesticked Over Rebuilt Dodge. I own a Focus, damn did I just admit that?

dam no i can't belive you admited to owning a focus LOL
And to think i thought off you as owning a pacer

 

[windy city maniac]

not from texas just live here I'm from chicago. think about looking at my name might have gave u a clue!

 

[hb1111]

please dont think I'm racist for this one
PONTIAC
POOR OLD ****** THINKS ITS A CADDIALAC

non racist versionoor old nanny thinks its a caddy

 

[flash]

not from texas just live here I'm from chicago. think about looking at my name might have gave u a clue!

i did. figured maybe you were a chicago fan and stuck in texas? wouldnt blame ya for that. living in tx with a chitown attitude...i love it!

 

[windy city maniac]

llolololololoololololololo thx flash

 

[TINY_MAXX]

BMW - Bust My Window
FORD - Found On Retards Driveway
Those are the only two that i know that werent mentioned.