Another Pirate

[El Pirata]

This young sailor is sitting in a bar talking to a pirate -- the real deal, totally decked out with the wooden leg and the hook for a hand and a patch over his eye, the works. But the young sailor is having a hard time believing it.

"So are you really a pirate?" says the sailor.

"Aaaaarrrr, that I be," says the pirate.

"Okay, then," says the sailor, "how'd you get the wooden leg?"

"Aaaarrrr!" says the pirate. "T'was a great battle we did have with a giant squid in a stormy gale. A huge wave threw me overboard, and before my men could pull me back, the squid did tear off my leg."

"Wow!" says the sailor, impressed. "Okay, how'd you get the hook on your hand?"

"Aaaarrrrr!" says the pirate. "T'was a great battle with our sworn enemy Blackbeard. We did board his ship and take his gold, but in the fierce battle between us, he did cut off my hand with his fearsome cutlass."

"Incredible!" says the sailor. "Okay, how'd you get the patch?"

"Aaaarrrrr!" says the pirate. "A seagull dropping did fall into my eye."

The sailor is puzzled. "What did that have to do with it?"

"Aaaarrrrr," says the pirate. "First day with the hook."

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL good stuff lol.

 

[kwong2001]

Eh...it's okaaaayyyy

 

[RobH]

i've heard that one before, but it's still funny. maybe kwong cann't visually him trying to get the poop out of his eye with the hooked hand.

 

[El Pirata]

Maybe Kwong wants to use the hook to get the poop out of his butt.