(765 ILCS 835/) Cemetery Protection Act.
obliterates, vandalizes, or desecrates a burial
is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor if the amount of the damage is less than $500, a Class 4 felony if the amount of the damage is at least $500 and less than $10,000, a Class 3 felony if the amount of the...
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London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense...
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over...
I don't know anything about taxes other than i pay them a lot of money. This year i made a little more than 120k. Take my income with my wife's income and i owe a CRAP load to the government. Urrrrr......
How do you get 5k with no right offs.?? I made a little over 20k more than last year and I end up paying uncle sam. How does that work? If you make more money, you pay more taxes, right? So how do i owe even more...?