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FastEddy

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Dear Friends

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year
and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with a social disease from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird poop.

On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my poop together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart
before everything is gone

HO HO HO Merry Friggen Christmas.

Love,
Santa
 
LMAO HAHA, Very Funny!
 
I laughed the hardest at the menopause comment for mrs. claus.
 

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