I used to tap a nap outside under our shade tree when I was a kid after working in the garden. Pull weeds, pig out on whatever goodies I could find that was ripe, then take a siesta. My husky would always try to pretend to be a lap dog.
Coming from you... who literally has skeletons in his closet, in the hobby room, living room, and probably every other room of the house, this is just weird behavior 🤪
Well, that looks to be about 600-700 feet horizontally. You might have to ask the neighbor across the hall to open their door so you can start from their room to get enough speed 😆
Kinda outa shoulda done that in reverse order. Gatlinburg can get really hot and humid sometimes in the summer.
Get back in your car and drive further south 😄