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attempted to cook a squirrel in a Ciopino brine to create a delicious varmint soup. The squirrel would have no part of it and fought back defiantly with....

Rolex whored out the turtle on a busy street corner and trust me when I say.. his pimp hand was strong. So strong in fact, I once saw him.....

bloating gas pains quickly developed and there was no time to get to a bathroom, They simply had to relieve themselves there at the table and the smell was unbearable. Something similar to.....

Realizing his soul was no longer glowing, he quickly grabbed some Jergen's lotion and began to vigorously.....

hey, if I smear chocolate all over my face and slap myself silly, maybe I can get a free....

but her turkey giblet neck, and crows feet wrinkled eyes said otherwise. Not to mention she smelled like aged...