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a catastrophe of fukushima like proportions. The Rolex wonders how this thread always comes back to him like every 3rd post and decides to...

possum that was nearby, so they used that instead to make the varmint soup. After the soup was done the cook formerly known as Pubert....

went off to college to learn about...

ask me to change the subject which I did several times but now I'm just rolling with it. So Pubert from the Adam's family grew up and...

Rolex's pubes caught fire so he...

exploded in a fiery blaze of glory, which oddly enough was shaped like....

the decided to buy the turtle a push up bra and some lip stick. After they had it made up and dressed in a mini skirt...

went and got some piss of crab and a turtle, boy was that turtle....

decided to take the entire bottle of pills to see if it would get them high....little did they know...

recieved a full body cavity check and was given...

decided to go to China, so they boarded a....

had a Savage XS 9 months later and they named it....

You derailed the story O_o

an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, so they headed to the hospital where they were shocked to find out...

had sex using the savage in some very bizarre ways until...

went to their LHS and...

saw his ex-wife and decided...

He left his lipos at home so he figured he might as well...

screamed like a little girl when he....

freaked out and murdered 192 people before...